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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Yawn. (Wink. Wink.)
I'm back. I think. Not sure for how long, though. Never can seem to make this page a priority anymore. It's not from a lack of things to write about, it's mainly because I'm uninspired. And busy. And lazy. And let's be honest, it's time better spent masturbating, right?
Also, since so much time has passed between blogs it's somewhat overwhelming to think how much I might need to write if I need to reference something. A simple entry could take hours instead of minutes. Again, cutting into masturbation time. Or sex time. Seriously.
Then again, I don't want to continue to incur the wrath of those few faithful folks who get incredibly pissed off every time they visit to find nothing new. I can imagine how much that might suck. If WWTDD.COM (one of my all-time favorite sites) suddenly stopped updating, I'd be upset. In fact, here's an email from March 10th that read:
Your failure to update Frankenblog has raised my ire and the ire of those around me. Ire, I said.
~Demonwiener
So let's see what I can muster up. Eh?
Until then, here's a fabulous picture of my wife's gorgeous new breasts. After all, I did promise.
Posted by Matt @ 11:07 PM |
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